It'd still be better than modeling sports gear.

[HIS LIFE IS SO HARD. He rolls his eyes at what a man's gotta do to make money in these parts. It's so embarrassing!]

But they're not all like that anyway . . . still, I'd rather do a shoot that was all my own style, obviously! But maybe I could, like, pioneer the punk tuxedo market?

[Oh man. Oh man this is a great idea.]