Ha! If people feel the need to be so emotional over ridiculous things like that, they'll have no comfort from me.

[Says someone who has never been in a relationship or really considered the possibility. (He may have a point about the outfit thing, though.) At least the thought kind of cheers him up, perversely, though soon he's overthinking it again. He's a naturally curious person . . . ]

And what does that have to do with a ball? I don't at all understand where they came up with this particular list of tasks.