I'm not very good at math, but I'm gonna go with a hard 'no'.

[Nearby, an enormous Venus fly-trap sprouts in the middle of the swamp without any particular warning; someone appears to be sitting in its mouth with her legs dangling in mid-air.]

But look at that. You're practically a nutritional miracle. You're even better than celery; it would take way more than 5 calories to carve you up.

I'm almost tempted to try a bite. You don't come in chocolate, do you?