What? That's not how numbers are used, especially not in a nutritional context. You've got to be kidding.

[ helpful commentary provided by Kurisu, who seems aghast at this misapplication of mathematics. Almost as much as she is at her current state of being: also knee-deep in mud. She's stuck, and has been stuck for a little while now, and Pascal is not turning out to be very helpful with any of that. ]

-- Anyway, you're sinking deeper! Stop moving around so much!