Hey! [WHAT THE HECK. This is what he gets for giving up his great chance at godhood so early in... He makes a vaguely huffy sound, setting his hands at his hips just to punctuate his irritation.]
Geez, that's super rude. I'm not any sort of oni! I'm a tsukumogami. [So... in the same potential bracket of animated objects as one-eyed umbrellas and futons that smother people, apparently. MUCH BETTER.
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Geez, that's super rude. I'm not any sort of oni! I'm a tsukumogami. [So... in the same potential bracket of animated objects as one-eyed umbrellas and futons that smother people, apparently. MUCH BETTER.
Though he at least things to clarify-] A sword!