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I was afraid of that.
[The dildo trees, not the cryptic bullshit dreams. That -- he doesn't know what to make of that, so he's quiet. Momentarily.]
If you want some, go ahead. There's something funny about it, your only warning.
[Essentially because bacon doesn't freakin' grow on trees, but hey. Survival of the fittest.]