[ as superior as rideaux's reflexes are, if he's not already on alert, he can definitely still be caught off guard. unfortunately for him, that's the case here. equally unfortunately, one of her flailing limbs manages to hit him in just the right spot to knock the wind out of him and send him into a coughing fit.
from where he's landed on the ground, he gives her a rough shove and quickly turns away to cough into the crook of his elbow -- as considerate people do -- only to find that there's mud and who knows what else smeared all over his jacket.
seven years later; bonus
from where he's landed on the ground, he gives her a rough shove and quickly turns away to cough into the crook of his elbow -- as considerate people do -- only to find that there's mud and who knows what else smeared all over his jacket.
he fucking hates everything. ]
Thanks for the warning.