Jim Kirk. Got it -- I'm Hawke. Like the bird, but with an e at the end.

[ but ugh, hawke just gives a sigh because that's the case with everyone here. it's such a pain in the ass! ]

Not for me. I'm no mage but I've seen magic, it's real and there. Elves, dwarves, ogres. All things that are commonplace in my world and not kale. Is kale especially prevalent for you, Jim?

[ also she sees your staring, kirk, but she's not sure what that's about. cut it out. ]