[Formalities smormalities. He's bypassing the whole 'nice to meet you' thing too.]
Wouldn't be so hard if we had a big enough tree to climb, or if this place had any hills.
[The former seems most likely, but getting to the top of a swampy tree? Getting past any venomous snakes (and whatever else the weird virtual swamp had to offer). He's thinking too critically of this place, as if it were 100% real life.
It is his first experience here, so it might as well be. He'll need to get used to this...]
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Wouldn't be so hard if we had a big enough tree to climb, or if this place had any hills.
[The former seems most likely, but getting to the top of a swampy tree? Getting past any venomous snakes (and whatever else the weird virtual swamp had to offer). He's thinking too critically of this place, as if it were 100% real life.
It is his first experience here, so it might as well be. He'll need to get used to this...]