[So who would've thought Alien experimentation and getting beamed up into weird spacecrafts would become an actual thing someday, assuming he hasn't been drugged out the ass and is currently enduring a long coma, complete with realistic delusions.]

It's fine. [Mincing words rarely works for the better, anyway.] Better to get a headstart on what's going on. [As opposed to working with subpar info.]

If what you're saying's true, we probably ain't supposed to get used to it.