Wait... you can have kids?! [That meant they really did...!] You do have sex?! I was only joking! But you really do...!
[This was spiralling into one of his worst nightmares. Angels! Reproducing! Having sex! Why!? HOW!?!?! What about angels like Sraosha who was a- a thing! Thrones? Too busy tied onto a fucking wheel! Aniel? HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE LEGS! What about Metatron?! He was like a doll with the joints and everything! Did he even have- well, his voice was always stuck in a sultry sounding purr but- really- no- shit, no brain don't you dare-!!]
GAAAAAAH! NOOOOOOO! I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT METATRON DOING IIIIIIIIIIT~! [That was a cry of sheer traumatised despair, a piece of Kaz's purity gone forever from witnessing that horrifying (mental) sight. Kevin will now see Kaz squeezing his eyes tightly shut and clutching at his head as if he could somehow will the mental images to leave his mind forever] Urgh, purge it! Purge it! Think- Okuninushi's perfect face! No S&M Metatron! It doesn't exist! Okuninushi's perfect face does!
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[This was spiralling into one of his worst nightmares. Angels! Reproducing! Having sex! Why!? HOW!?!?! What about angels like Sraosha who was a- a thing! Thrones? Too busy tied onto a fucking wheel! Aniel? HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE LEGS! What about Metatron?! He was like a doll with the joints and everything! Did he even have- well, his voice was always stuck in a sultry sounding purr but- really- no- shit, no brain don't you dare-!!]
GAAAAAAH! NOOOOOOO! I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT METATRON DOING IIIIIIIIIIT~! [That was a cry of sheer traumatised despair, a piece of Kaz's purity gone forever from witnessing that horrifying (mental) sight. Kevin will now see Kaz squeezing his eyes tightly shut and clutching at his head as if he could somehow will the mental images to leave his mind forever] Urgh, purge it! Purge it! Think- Okuninushi's perfect face! No S&M Metatron! It doesn't exist! Okuninushi's perfect face does!