Phase I [Hello everyone, we're going to play a game. It's called "How Far can a Jester Fly?" You've never heard of it? The rules are pretty simple, really. First you grab a loudmouthed jester with your giant angry ice hand, then you use a Haste glyph to catapult him into the stratosphere. What's that? You don't have an ice hand? Well it's a good thing Weiss does.
She's standing on stage in her shawl and paper crown, crushing the poor fool with a hand about twice the size of her. Get ready for the fling, boys and girls! Bonus points if you catch his stupid hat!]
Who are you calling ugly?!
Phase IV [What in the world even are these things. They kinda look like Goliaths? Except more grotesque, and hopefully not evil. Aw, who are we kidding, those things are absolutely evil. Look at them. That's some Eldritch horror going on on the other side of that rickety fence.
...On this side of that collapsed fence.
Crap. Hope you can fight, otherwise you're getting pushed out of the way. These things want blood!]
Bonus [Wow, the prizes here sure are amazing, aren't they? They have toy guns, big teddy bears, and a life-sized ice queen hanging on prime display. She even has a lifelike grimace with kung-fu arm-folding action! Don't you want to win this prize to woo your date?
Please, please win the prize. She wants to go home.]
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[Hello everyone, we're going to play a game. It's called "How Far can a Jester Fly?" You've never heard of it? The rules are pretty simple, really. First you grab a loudmouthed jester with your giant angry ice hand, then you use a Haste glyph to catapult him into the stratosphere. What's that? You don't have an ice hand? Well it's a good thing Weiss does.
She's standing on stage in her shawl and paper crown, crushing the poor fool with a hand about twice the size of her. Get ready for the fling, boys and girls! Bonus points if you catch his stupid hat!]
Who are you calling ugly?!
Phase IV
[What in the world even are these things. They kinda look like Goliaths? Except more grotesque, and hopefully not evil. Aw, who are we kidding, those things are absolutely evil. Look at them. That's some Eldritch horror going on on the other side of that rickety fence.
...On this side of that collapsed fence.
Crap. Hope you can fight, otherwise you're getting pushed out of the way. These things want blood!]
Bonus
[Wow, the prizes here sure are amazing, aren't they? They have toy guns, big teddy bears, and a life-sized ice queen hanging on prime display. She even has a lifelike grimace with kung-fu arm-folding action! Don't you want to win this prize to woo your date?
Please, please win the prize. She wants to go home.]
Wildcard
[Come get some.]