[ Maybe you got shoved into one of those skimpy belly-dancing outfits. Well, that's too bad for you, my friend. It's getting a little bit chilly, so please be sure to take care. Anyone, one of two completely unacceptable situations may occur: ]
[ A) The weather gets so cold, that certain bodily responses appear to be inevitable. Such responses normally go ignored by the general public; never spoken of, in the interests of maintaining appearances. There's one particular guy who cares nothing about appearances, though.
Sougo gives your character a once over, and with the most listless voice, he points out one thing. ]
Oi. Your nipples are poking out. Are you okay with that?
[ B) As your character walks by, the strap of their bralet gets caught in some asshole's cotton candy stick. Yeah, that asshole is Sougo. Big surprise.
Even though this might be his fault, he appears completely oblivious to that fact. He stares at the cotton candy in his fingers, and how the stick is now stuck in the garment of someone else. He then stares at how the knot of said bralet appears to be dangerously close to loosening up. ]
Oi. Your bra's going to fall off. Are you okay with that?
[ ... Or maybe you'd like a side of both A and B. In that case, your character is perfectly justified to kill him. ]
PHASE IV | ALWAYS INCLUDE A CUTE ANIMAL OPTION TO BALANCE OUT THE GROSS
[ In the aftermath of the stampede, the various beasts can be found scattered everywhere, causing havoc wherever they go. In all the confusion, one baby peacock elephant appears to have lost its way.
And Sougo's had the misfortune of crossing paths with it. Since they apparently do eat humans (????), the young calf is nibbling at his sleeve, trying to pull his hand into its mouth. It doesn't have tusks yet, so it's not particularly dangerous, but being slobbered on by an alien is quite disgusting. ]
I told you, you can't eat me. You'd probably get poisoned. [ There's Too Much Malice in him. ] Go on. Eat that guy instead. I bet they taste like Wagyu Beef.
[ And he's pointing at your character ... ]
BONUS | WILL U BE MINE
[ Maybe your character got conned at the shooting rally, and they're now stuck as a prize on display. Well, here's your savior now!!!!!!!! He comes in the form of an older teen, who hasn't quite taken off the paper crown and cape the carnival staff had shoved him in at the beginning of the carnival. The carnie sells his game, boasting about the prizes to be won, and Sougo plucks out the earpieces of his mp3 player (that is actually his sword???) in some manner of interest.
His eyes lock on to one prize in particular. ] That one. [ He points toward your character, and the corner of his lips twist into something more sadistic. ] I like face they're making. I want to see it more.
[ He also, kind of, maybe, wants to own his own human. ]
WILDCARD
[ Do any of the other prompts with me?? For the second half of Phase 1, Sougo can probably be found attempting to murder the jester. For Phase IV, he might ride a beast or something. Otherwise, Sougo can be found exploring the place, being a general asshole, PM me and we can work something out if you'd like! ]
okita sougo (gintama) | ota
[ Maybe you got shoved into one of those skimpy belly-dancing outfits. Well, that's too bad for you, my friend. It's getting a little bit chilly, so please be sure to take care. Anyone, one of two completely unacceptable situations may occur: ]
[ A) The weather gets so cold, that certain bodily responses appear to be inevitable. Such responses normally go ignored by the general public; never spoken of, in the interests of maintaining appearances. There's one particular guy who cares nothing about appearances, though.
Sougo gives your character a once over, and with the most listless voice, he points out one thing. ]
Oi. Your nipples are poking out. Are you okay with that?
[ B) As your character walks by, the strap of their bralet gets caught in some asshole's cotton candy stick. Yeah, that asshole is Sougo. Big surprise.
Even though this might be his fault, he appears completely oblivious to that fact. He stares at the cotton candy in his fingers, and how the stick is now stuck in the garment of someone else. He then stares at how the knot of said bralet appears to be dangerously close to loosening up. ]
Oi. Your bra's going to fall off. Are you okay with that?
[ ... Or maybe you'd like a side of both A and B. In that case, your character is perfectly justified to kill him. ]
PHASE IV | ALWAYS INCLUDE A CUTE ANIMAL OPTION TO BALANCE OUT THE GROSS
[ In the aftermath of the stampede, the various beasts can be found scattered everywhere, causing havoc wherever they go. In all the confusion, one baby peacock elephant appears to have lost its way.
And Sougo's had the misfortune of crossing paths with it. Since they apparently do eat humans (????), the young calf is nibbling at his sleeve, trying to pull his hand into its mouth. It doesn't have tusks yet, so it's not particularly dangerous, but being slobbered on by an alien is quite disgusting. ]
I told you, you can't eat me. You'd probably get poisoned. [ There's Too Much Malice in him. ] Go on. Eat that guy instead. I bet they taste like Wagyu Beef.
[ And he's pointing at your character ... ]
BONUS | WILL U BE MINE
[ Maybe your character got conned at the shooting rally, and they're now stuck as a prize on display. Well, here's your savior now!!!!!!!! He comes in the form of an older teen, who hasn't quite taken off the paper crown and cape the carnival staff had shoved him in at the beginning of the carnival. The carnie sells his game, boasting about the prizes to be won, and Sougo plucks out the earpieces of his mp3 player (that is actually his sword???) in some manner of interest.
His eyes lock on to one prize in particular. ] That one. [ He points toward your character, and the corner of his lips twist into something more sadistic. ] I like face they're making. I want to see it more.
[ He also, kind of, maybe, wants to own his own human. ]
WILDCARD
[ Do any of the other prompts with me?? For the second half of Phase 1, Sougo can probably be found attempting to murder the jester. For Phase IV, he might ride a beast or something. Otherwise, Sougo can be found exploring the place, being a general asshole, PM me and we can work something out if you'd like! ]