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Holy shi--!!
[He jumps a good foot or two, before slowly realizing there's a...person in there?]
What the actual hell, dude?! What even happened? [There's a slight pause.] And you're not actually gonna devour me if I try to help, right?
[He's not yet entirely convinced that this is safe. This might just be some horrifying zombie goo that's just imitating a human!!]