why are we moving

[Viridi doesn't manage to finish the punctuation on that sentence for as the slime picks up speed, she rolls to the ground.]

Ow.

Ow. Ow ow ow ow ow ughhhhhhhhh! This is not within the boundaries of physics! I demand the team who ow wrote this script be fired!

Alright, that's it! No more little miss nice Viridi! Boomstomper!

[And from the ground in front of them, a hulking monstrosity slowly begins to rise...]