That's what they said about Einstein. And I'm just a few leagues above him - for starters, I've got better hair.

[this is probably true, even if irrelevant]

Now let's see...

[A fully formed, thorny stalk has erupted up behind Viridi now, and with a swipe, it smashes into the display counter. The numbers flicker for a few moments before they read 0Z4?!5]

Better. But let's try to get something sensible.