[Bingo. He partly lies through his teeth and this is what he gets. Well if she wants to learn how to play cards, so be it.]

Very well. We'll play Crazy Eights as I originally specified. Of course, I want to spice it up with betting. Every time we have to pass a turn because we don't have the right card, we're forced to bet one hundred credits and the winner who gets rid of all their cards wins the entire pot of credits.