Hey! Just 'cause I have nothing to do here doesn't mean I sit around on my butt all day at home. I have plenty of divine weapons. I even forge my own. Staves, clubs, cannons, claws - you name it. No palms, though. If I wanted a temporary tattoo, I'd just get a picture of a unicorn.

Tell your master that if he's ever looking for an upgrade, he can drop by my Sanctuary sometime and bring an offering. I can't guarantee good results, but you never know. Might win the Autododge lottery.

I assume your master's not a human?