[Viridi rolls her eyes and sighs in a long-suffering manner.]

High Fantasy is a genre of l -- Never mind. Just pretend I didn't say anything. I've just heard stories about worlds where species like yours exist, alright? If you have trouble suspending your disbelief, just assume I heard them from the people here.

And hell is Hades's domain. Mine is Earth. Earth and All Life.

[As if to illustrate her point, she bangs her staff against the ground and a series of stalagmites jut up to form a perfectly comfortable chair. Viridi hops back and reclines.]

You're looking at the Goddess of Nature. Feel free to fall prostrate.