Exactly. Exactly! See, any non-human knows exactly what I'm talking about.

[She's so pleased to be speaking with someone who finally understands her point that she can overlook the general shiftiness of the goblin.]

Well, I've had just about enough of that. All of the world's living creatures are my children. Not just the apes we decided were worth a little more attention. And since they've been declaring war against me ever since they crawled out of their caves, I've decided it's time to bring the fight to them.

[Viridi sits proudly within the throne of her own self-righteousness as she beams beatifically.

...Then her smile drops.]

Well, I mean, that was the plan. Now I'm... stuck in a mandatory circus watching people parade around being declared the Ugliest.

...I'm going to mark this off as a filler century.