[Master, no, that's not helping...!!]

—Calm down! [Strategically places himself between Sousei and Tenka. Not that that worked out so well for the door or anything.] Geez, this sort of behavior is embarrassing. Whatever it is that started this, just finish it already.

[And then with a loud huff, he turns to the poor, poor door.]

Aah, Nishiki, let me help you with that.