[ Why is this happening? Is it something about royalty that just really can't help themselves? His eyes snap shut and he frowns, mouth twisting slightly. ]
You know, it's because of things exactly like this that we can't have nice things.
[ But it's not entirely a joke considering Arthur has dumped water on him along with a number of other things before. If he shut up for once it probably wouldn't happen.
The punching and being pelted with fruit is just the icing on the top of the humiliation cake after being poisoned and having to fight a griffin, actually. ]
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You know, it's because of things exactly like this that we can't have nice things.
[ But it's not entirely a joke considering Arthur has dumped water on him along with a number of other things before. If he shut up for once it probably wouldn't happen.
The punching and being pelted with fruit is just the icing on the top of the humiliation cake after being poisoned and having to fight a griffin, actually. ]