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[swordsitter]

Who: swordhaus + cr
When: throughout june (+ the end of may, because i missed a month oops)
Where: the three apartments swordhaus uses..
What: june (+ may) catch-all
Rating/Warning: probably nothing, but i'll edit as necessary.

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[ sword mafia at home. ]

Comments

[adornmental]

[MOVE THE GOAL POSTS, REWRITE THE RULES, they do what they want.]

We will be! Don't worry about that at all. You're in basically the best possible hands you could ever be in, you know!

[pure_havoc]

[Lucky for everyone, Kouha, he's not feeling touchy-feely today. Or, well, ever. Picking up shorties isn't his thing.]

I believe I'll stick to my actual blades for sword-dancing.

Well. [with a glance at Koumei] Things certainly did just get more interesting, around here. I expect we'll be seeing quite a bit of one another.

[yaayaa]

It's no problem at all! We are used to a crowded citadel, and besides, Koumei-dono is a very good housemate.

That's right.

[Naki's first (and possibly only) actual words in this entire conversation. Hooray!

They'd be so confused if hugs happened...]

[dishevelment]

[Be glad, Naki and Fox. Koumei isn't one to just up and hug someone at random unless he is particularly close to that person. He just smiles instead.]

You both are very good housemates as well, Naki and Little Fox. The castle we grew up in was always crowded as well, so these apartments are a small comfort in this strange place.

[dishevelment]

[It's a little hard to make his family look weirder when their older brother's retainers include a giant male gorgon-- among other oddities.]

Things are always interesting when family gets involved, [he said with an amused smirk.] And I'm sure you're familiar with how eccentric those of royal blood can be.

[roughcut]

[Isn't Naki just full of surprises? When he finally talks, Kouha looks a bit shocked, but he quickly smiles again. This is such a weird group, and he already likes it. They'll get used to hugs eventually!]

Yeah, definitely. Being in a quiet place is so boring, anyway! And at least this place has way more interesting people to hang out with.

[roughcut]

[See, it's more unfortunate for Cao Pi in the long run, because this is a very touchy-feely guy when the topic isn't swinging him around. Watch out, new friend.]

Good.

[With that, Kouha relaxes again, flopping backwards in his seat.]

Hey, are you calling us weird? 'Cause we're not that bad.

[pure_havoc]

I said nothing of the sort. [so there!!] Actually, I expect that we may get along at least as half as well as I do with your brother.

[there you go, Koumei, a glowing review]

Given our similar backgrounds, we would be best served spending time together, a familiar meal now and then.

[dishevelment]

[A glowing review that earned a hidden little chuckle of amusement.]

A familiar meal that may have to be cooked by another hand. I don't believe any of us are talented in a kitchen.

[roughcut]

[Oh, that makes Kouha genuinely smile. It's nice to be complimented, especially when it's with a comparison to his brother.]

I could clean a kill if we had one, but nothin' else, really.

[It's better than nothing, right?]

You think we could get someone to do it with just a description?

[pure_havoc]

Likewise. [like three peas in a stuffy royal pod, these three] Young master Haru has offered to provide but he does have far too many mouths to feed as it is. I'm sure someone else can be found to take up the challenge.

[dishevelment]

There's many talented people in this city. I'm sure we'll be able to find someone if we offer appropriate compensation for their effort.

[reprizesal]

... So it might be CERES's fault.

[Because really, which one of them would put a poor, cute troop inside the fridge?]

We have to watch out next time for another troop, then. [Or a pigeon. Or horse. What's next, beads?]