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[swordsitter]

Who: swordhaus + cr
When: throughout june (+ the end of may, because i missed a month oops)
Where: the three apartments swordhaus uses..
What: june (+ may) catch-all
Rating/Warning: probably nothing, but i'll edit as necessary.

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[ sword mafia at home. ]

Comments

[horsepoop]

[Okay but is Kashuu gonna remember this or will his offended rage at bouncy house shenanigans wipe it from his memory]

Oh, that would be cute! He'd look kind of like Imano-kun that way... maybe pink and green, to match his eyes. [--wait hold up] What? Of course he does! Everyone has a favorite color.

[adornmental]

[He'll remember it at some nebulous point and time in the future, maybe... Ages from now when no one else remembers.]

Green and white would be better than pink and green. He'd just look like a watermelon, then. [Not that that'd be a bad look for him...

BUT--]

I know, right? That's what I said! He was totally wishy-washy about it though, so I don't think he was lying.

[horsepoop]

What's wrong with looking like a watermelon?

[HE WENT THERE what does Kashuu have against food and fashion, honestly... but more importantly, why doesn't Haru have a favorite color. What is this.]

Do you think he just didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings?

[adornmental]

Why d'you wanna look like a food so bad?

[Literally what the fuck Namazuo, STOP TRYING TO MAKE FASHION INTO FOOD. They're two separate categories, let them live!!]

Mm, I don't think so. He seemed kinda surprised by the question, almost? Like... I don't even know if anyone's ever asked him before.

[horsepoop]

Why not!

[Kashuu thinks cherries are cute, okay, he's just trying to understand this complex web of contradictions!! Gosh!!]

Really... [Aww, Haruji.] Then I suppose you have to make him an outfit in every color and see which one he wears the most!

[adornmental]

It's just not a good look!

[CHERRIES ARE CUTE. Cupcakes and sweets are also cute! Not sandwiches or potatoes or fish, good lord.

He's also looking a little disbelieving at that. HE LOVES HARU, BUT STILL.]

That'd take a pretty long time...

[horsepoop]

Watermelons are cute... [Grumble, grumble. Haru would look cute in a potato shirt.]

Eh, but isn't it your job to make clothes? [Isn't that what Kashuu does all day erreday anyway? What's the difference?]

[adornmental]

Watermelon slices are cute. Whole watermelons are only cute if it's a pattern on gumballs.

[His ideas of what's cute or not are 100% arbitrary, whe does anyone even listen to him. HE'S ALSO GIVING NAMAZUO A LOOK.]

It's my job to sell clothes! I'm not a designer, you know. I just do that stuff on the side 'cause it's fun.

[horsepoop]

Really? But you could be a designer easily.

[It's a little weird that he isn't one, honestly. Namazuo should know, he's the one with idol!AU hanging up in his closet. It's a compliment as much as it's the honest truth, in his opinion.]

[adornmental]

I know!

[Well... At least he's confident in his own skills?!]

But there's a lot I wanna do, and that's like, a full full-time job.