That sounds super weird. [But he says it without any judgment, because there are so many things in so many people's lives that are super weird... Cerealia's just highlighted that even more.]

Yeah, he's super shady. Like chaotic neutral alignment kinda shady. Basically if you do talk to him, don't do anything rash. Maybe be around someone else when you make the convo too, so they can listen and weigh in and stuff.

[PARANOID, but he thinks it's probably decent advice. As for the question, he nods!]

Mmhm! There are hundreds of us here, yeah? If small businesses can keep running with like, five employees, we can totally set up guard shifts that'll be easy on everyone.