babermetrics: (workshopping some atrocious slogans)
桑田 怜恩 // Kuwata Leon ([personal profile] babermetrics) wrote in [community profile] estoria 2016-04-04 09:32 pm (UTC)

[Before he's addressed directly, Leon spends these touching moments between friends on one's birthday thinking about how bad this Kazuya guy clearly has it for William and feeling a little bad for him. They definitely, definitely need to have a talk later . . .

But then the poor sad gay dude is talking right to him, and he gets with the program again—admittedly a little surprised that this guy's even been to the Pleasure District before? (Maybe he goes and requests robot hookers that look like William? Wait a sec, this is starting to get into "you're thinking about this way too much" territory.)

And actually, yeah, he does know the place in question.]


—Oh man, you should've totally done it! Yeah, yeah, I've been by that place before! I never went inside, 'cuz like, who just goes, "I'm craving a dick eclair" or something and walks in and buys one? That's the kinda place you only go for a joke, right? Who'd even eat a dick eclair? Ha ha ha!

[Wait, maybe that's offensive, considering the conclusions he's already reached about his audience, here . . . ]

—Uh, no offense, y'know, to guys who're into that?

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