Ehhh? What d'ya mean people wouldn't be into that? I so totally am!

['That' being, of course, professionally made cakes that were completely amazing no matter what shape it took. Kaz had a bizarre attitude towards things of a sexual nature anyway, and didn't really see anything embarrassing itself about dick éclairs, only that most people got curiously flustered over it. He could just look at it clinically if it wasn't directly related to himself and find it mildly amusing. Once someone targeted him with sexual comments or actions though... well, he revealed his blushing virgin side quite readily]

Like the amount of skill that baker has to make those cakes is unreal! And I'm not just talking about the dick eclairs, but also the pussy meringues! Geeze, I wish I had the same level of detail that guy has. I'm so jealous. And they taste pretty amazing too. It's, like, the perfect gag present. Rude, kinda funny in a shock value sort of way, and delicious!

[...Kaz completely missed the main point of what Leon and William had been actually talking about]