Young master should know better than joke about money!

[Okay, maybe that's precisely why. Gallows humor and all that. ]

I...I never considered admirers. Or paid attention to any sort of courtship....[Too busy terrorizing mortals, sorry. And he really thought the giggling maids at the Twining manor had been laughing at his expense more than anything.] But Master William, are you implying that Miss Vietnam has hired me for my appearance?

[He thought it was because he could take care of plants...Why must humans be so weird.]