If you call me Lion-O in public I'm gonna friggin' end you.
[This is the kind of person he is: he's embarrassed as shit by the stupid nickname, but completely brushes off open conversation about how he needs a pussy fix.
But he's still snickering, because this entire situation is pretty hilarious. What's with William? Scientific curiosity, huh? Maybe that's the nerd way of owning up to interest? God, they're both nerds. He's sitting here talking about pussy cake and stuff with two gigantic nerds. What's happened to his life?
He's having fun, though. He's gotta admit that.
Leon turns to William, and the smile on his face is anything but guileless.]
C'mon, man, you admitted you're curious! You're definitely coming! Think about it this way, don't you totally win either way? If we go and you ain't into it, you get to be all superior and shit, like "I'm soooo above this childishness," whatever! And if you're into it, you get to be into it, aaaand either way you get to go eat a dick!
[NO IT'S TOO MUCH he can't say it with a straight face. As soon as that's out of his mouth, he cracks up.]
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[This is the kind of person he is: he's embarrassed as shit by the stupid nickname, but completely brushes off open conversation about how he needs a pussy fix.
But he's still snickering, because this entire situation is pretty hilarious. What's with William? Scientific curiosity, huh? Maybe that's the nerd way of owning up to interest? God, they're both nerds. He's sitting here talking about pussy cake and stuff with two gigantic nerds. What's happened to his life?
He's having fun, though. He's gotta admit that.
Leon turns to William, and the smile on his face is anything but guileless.]
C'mon, man, you admitted you're curious! You're definitely coming! Think about it this way, don't you totally win either way? If we go and you ain't into it, you get to be all superior and shit, like "I'm soooo above this childishness," whatever! And if you're into it, you get to be into it, aaaand either way you get to go eat a dick!
[NO IT'S TOO MUCH he can't say it with a straight face. As soon as that's out of his mouth, he cracks up.]