I'm not ruining anyone's birthday! I-it ain't even bad news!

[What do you even call news of a death anyway, when the corpse in question is the one delivering it, standing right in front of you, healthy and happy?

Sometimes that last one is debatable, but he's gotten better.

He lifts up his hands, waving them, no no no!]

It's fiiiine! It's not like pressing or anything, it totally doesn't even affect you! You won't even care, ha ha! Soooo later!