[peter's profile could be worse. somehow. it could have a picture of him more obviously changing into a werewolf on it, that'd be worse. there are cheesier one-liners in the universe, and rainbow trout are acceptable, as trout go.
things that are not acceptable include a) this fancy penguin-suit bullshit and b) that pile of weapons. but everyone else is running that way, so peter does too. he comes out with...a sickle? and a spear? this is not going to be awesome. this is not going to be awesome at all.]
phase II
[out of the frying pan and into the jungle. great. peter's problem isn't really being coated in blood, it's being coated in blood while being pursued by a monster whose tongue is probably longer than peter is tall. that's just gross. he stops, turns, and throws the spear at it, and actually gets a pretty solid hit. for his trouble, this leads to...a monster with a spear sticking out of it.
great. this is what he gets for being covered in love and possibly entrails. it wouldn't be the first time.
but out of the corner of his eye he spies movement that's definitely not monstrous. or at least not the particular kind of monstrous he's worried about right now.]
no subject
[peter's profile could be worse. somehow. it could have a picture of him more obviously changing into a werewolf on it, that'd be worse. there are cheesier one-liners in the universe, and rainbow trout are acceptable, as trout go.
things that are not acceptable include a) this fancy penguin-suit bullshit and b) that pile of weapons. but everyone else is running that way, so peter does too. he comes out with...a sickle? and a spear? this is not going to be awesome. this is not going to be awesome at all.]
phase II
[out of the frying pan and into the jungle. great. peter's problem isn't really being coated in blood, it's being coated in blood while being pursued by a monster whose tongue is probably longer than peter is tall. that's just gross. he stops, turns, and throws the spear at it, and actually gets a pretty solid hit. for his trouble, this leads to...a monster with a spear sticking out of it.
great. this is what he gets for being covered in love and possibly entrails. it wouldn't be the first time.
but out of the corner of his eye he spies movement that's definitely not monstrous. or at least not the particular kind of monstrous he's worried about right now.]
Hey! A little help here?
wildcard
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