[ hey, at the very least, he's still taller than Varric. who is very aware that you should never judge based on appearances alone. it's very likely he can be just as talented with that sword as he is fabulous. ]

I won't. Bianca's had enough for today. [ his poor, precious crossbow. he reaches back to give her a light pat before scanning the area. besides, a deal is a deal. he's always been one to keep good on his deals.

anyway... seems like... a lot of food for one person? blood and gore kind of kills his appetite, but he wouldn't mind using some of that water to scrub down. and bianca's a little worse for wear - she always looks great, of course, but you can only shoot through so many abominations before getting splattered with their intestines. ]

One favor it is, then. [ this is probably going to bite him in the ass later... future varric will have to deal with that one. desperate times. ] You have anything like a rag? [ one that's preferably sort of clean. ] That and some water works for me. [ he's greedy but not like... super greedy. ]