[She's not going to complain about granola bars. Seriously, who would complain about granola bars. They might not be candy, but they're tasty and easy to eat, right? Even if they aren't really a staple of her diet.]

I guess these will do.

[She's just going to eat one while she holds her mom's hand and pretends like this isn't terrifying.]

...Hold on, how can I not be on Earth anymore? Are you telling me I was kidnapped? ...It's probably because I'm cute, huh?