[ So the super brief presentation crap was true and real. ]

Shit, so it's real...

[ For some reason, he can't help but give a weak laugh at it. ] What a joke...

[ He does take note that the other isn't going to attack him; if she were, she probably would have done so already. He lowers his guard then, giving a small sigh. ]

Sorry about that. I ain't from a place that has this kind of shit unless it's in make-believe stories.