[ that's not a joke. the blood of weird dudes is obviously a condiment. and sometimes they're just too interested (or bored) to mind their own business. ]

Actually, it's only a robbery if I was planning on hurting you. Which I wasn't.

[ just so that's clear, smiley. ]

Just trying to survive. [ y'know, usual shit, NBD. ] Through larceny. Or... burglary, I guess, if this squatting area is where you live. [ hey, he's lived in worse places before. ... actually no he hasn't, but he's not judging. it's better than Darktown. slightly. ]