[As if Phoenix's flat looks ever stop Maya from Mayaing. She can totally tell he's thinking something sarcastic, but magnanimously decides to let it go. You know, because of all the attempted murder.]
[Luckily for Maya, her small size means she can easily duck whatever's coming at him. Unluckily for Maya, there are plenty who'd rather go for the smaller target, so she has to dodge some knives to the back. Literally. Ouch!!]
[But for all her sass, she's really quick on her feet and her reflexes are pretty sharp-- almost like she's gotten used to these kinds of situations. Weird!!]
I don't need to show anything, I'm a youth! You're the one that needs to --- [Yikes, that went right by her head, almost giving her a well-needed haircut]
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[Luckily for Maya, her small size means she can easily duck whatever's coming at him. Unluckily for Maya, there are plenty who'd rather go for the smaller target, so she has to dodge some knives to the back. Literally. Ouch!!]
[But for all her sass, she's really quick on her feet and her reflexes are pretty sharp-- almost like she's gotten used to these kinds of situations. Weird!!]
I don't need to show anything, I'm a youth! You're the one that needs to --- [Yikes, that went right by her head, almost giving her a well-needed haircut]
Eeek! Keep up!
[Better find shelter soon, dorknamic duo!!]