[ a "WELL, IT'S NOT SURPRISING" attitude is probably the best kind to have. Varric can get on board with that. makes all the craziness a whole lot more tolerable. ]

Huh. Maybe they're trying out something new - waiting for us all to go nuts.

[ ... more nuts. ]

Can't we all just have a drink and talk? That sounds like a better time to me. Stories, rumors, gossip. Don't see how much fun watching people try to kill each other for hours is. [ while he does love watching Hawke beat people up, even that doesn't last so long. ] Maybe they should learn how to play cards. That's actually fun.