What can I say, I'm quite the heart-breaker... Even these guys want a piece of me. Literally.
[But luckily for Varric, there in fact a lot of fish in the sea. Who want to kill him. Oh well, beggars can't be choosers.]
Well..... like an eight! [No she isn't. She really isn't. It's cute that he's giving her the benefit of the doubt here, but unfortunately for Maya she is just an unarmed teenage weirdo. Too bad spiritual powers can't be used to kick ass.]
What are you thinking, mister? We sneak through the crowd of our loyal fans? Knock some heads together? What about a diversion?
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[But luckily for Varric, there in fact a lot of fish in the sea. Who want to kill him. Oh well, beggars can't be choosers.]
Well..... like an eight! [No she isn't. She really isn't. It's cute that he's giving her the benefit of the doubt here, but unfortunately for Maya she is just an unarmed teenage weirdo. Too bad spiritual powers can't be used to kick ass.]
What are you thinking, mister? We sneak through the crowd of our loyal fans? Knock some heads together? What about a diversion?
[She's so gonna die]