I don't want to hear a story about dismemberment!! [It's great that his panic response is screeching and not more flailing swords around, because wow - that would be ending badly for a few people by now, himself included. Especially when he sees the crossbow and assumes the worst. He yelps and throws his sword to the ground, covering his head with both arms and-- oh.
Ah.
Well, that guy deserved it... He spares only a beat staring before he turns and bolts. Annnd now he's unarmed, goddamn it. He's made it a few yards when he skids to a halt, to rectify this problem??] Wait! I need to have something!
no subject
I don't want to hear a story about dismemberment!! [It's great that his panic response is screeching and not more flailing swords around, because wow - that would be ending badly for a few people by now, himself included. Especially when he sees the crossbow and assumes the worst. He yelps and throws his sword to the ground, covering his head with both arms and-- oh.
Ah.
Well, that guy deserved it... He spares only a beat staring before he turns and bolts. Annnd now he's unarmed, goddamn it. He's made it a few yards when he skids to a halt, to rectify this problem??] Wait! I need to have something!