[Man, Maya would appreciate the cute little bowtie on the cute big robotic dog if said doggy wasn't currently possibly about to kill her.]

Well, it looks like dating older ladies isn't really working out for you, mister. [you know, because this tiny teenaged girl is definitely one thousand years old, according to her super accurate profile.]

[Regardless, as much as she tries to laugh off threats to her life (because it really happens a lot), she does look a little nervous at being threatened by these two nerds-- even if the guy's whole look reminds her of the Steel Samurai and it's super cool and she'd probably be fangirling him in a less murder-y situation]

[But if he's a samurai, he and his faithful doge probably aren't going to kill her, right? Right??]

I gotta admit, I'm not really into the whole date to die for theme, mmmmaybe we can be friends instead?

[Flashes them both a strained smile!! Don't shoot, coppers]