[In all honesty, teeth does make some logical sense to Maya... after all, you used your teeth to eat burgers and ramen and all sorts of other food!! Without teeth, eating would be horrible]

[Anyway, she relaxes when dapper robowolf disengages, breathing out a little sigh of relief, and even though Sam's easily old enough to be her dad (gross), she's perfectly happy to play along with his bad jokes now that the imminent threat of death is.... well, it's still around. But at least it's not coming from these two!]

Sorry, I just don't think it would work out between us. Whipped cream on burgers.... that'd be pretty gross, doncha think?

[She gives both doge and samurai interested looks, perking up now that she's surmised they're not going to skewer her like all of her other potential dates seem to want to.]

I'm Maya! Is this guy your cybuddy?