[ And that's how you get a man to perform for the crowd - which goes wild! Applause, flashing lights, and cheering sound effects come from out of virtually nowhere once again. Rapunzel's pleased he's the one doing all the dirty ground work too, honestly. This will be about the sixth beautiful dress CERES has put her in that she's ruined with blood, and it's getting to be quite the ongoing tragedy for someone as tender and girly as she.
Does this tender girly girl also like to punch, stab, and shoot things with guns? Yes.
Was getting Varric to fight this monster with/for her part of her plan? No. No, it wasn't. But she's going to act like it was because that's what tender girl girls do. Lie. Act! ]
Wow. [ Instead of climbing any trees, she grins and crouches. ] You're so fast! [ The spear goes flying, lodging itself in the already twitching monster's form. ] How'd you get caught stealing from me anyway?
...Oh - do you have a name? I'm Rapunzel. Just Rapunzel. No second name!
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Does this tender girly girl also like to punch, stab, and shoot things with guns? Yes.
Was getting Varric to fight this monster with/for her part of her plan? No. No, it wasn't. But she's going to act like it was because that's what tender girl girls do.
Lie.Act! ]Wow. [ Instead of climbing any trees, she grins and crouches. ] You're so fast! [ The spear goes flying, lodging itself in the already twitching monster's form. ] How'd you get caught stealing from me anyway?
...Oh - do you have a name? I'm Rapunzel. Just Rapunzel. No second name!