They told me this was a dating simulator, can you believe that? But... thanks for being cool about it. -- Hey, wanna team up for a bit? I guess it can be like dating. Only less weird. ... Orrr is it more weird? P-Probably more weird. It doesn't have to be like dating. I don't. I don't wanna date you.

--Jaune. [ Somehow this is a worse first impression than if he just shot him with his imaginary plastic bottle gun. ]