[Neji quirks a brow at the show of offense. How is the truth his fault?] Of all the things you've told me, at least your name won't kill you. Thank you for everything, Gau.

[He's still fucking starving though, but.]

Now- if I drew a target on that third tree to the left, could you hit it? Provided, of course, I cover for you while you practice.

[Lights. Cameras. Monsters. An idiot who can't defend himself to save his life. Nope, can't just up and leave this one in good conscience.]