Look, sometimes people get all fussy and collapse into existential crises when I make these comments. Treading on copyrights is a big no-no.

For serious, though. What are you doing?

[Viridi snatches the frond out of mid-air and squints at what he's written.]

...Is this a rune? I haven't seen this kind of invocation since the time of the druids. And you need to be wearing a lot less if you're going to be a druid.