Half-Italian...[Wait a second.] ...Super Marcio. So if you had a suit, it'd be a frog, right?

[That's it. That's the nickname she's using forever. He looks more like a Luigi (a compliment, really, Luigi and Yoshi are the best Mario Kart choices), but this'll do just fine.]

Great! Ah, it's such a relief. ...But what about you? Why are you all alone out here?