What, they never told you? Once you hit fourteen, pssssht. GONE. All that cuteness gets sucked into zits, growth spurts and weird voice changes. You're just a ticking time-bomb to grossness, kid.
[CHILD, HE TOLD YOU TO GO SOMEWHERE SAFE, DAMMIT. Although, all things considered, it probably WAS safest behind the shonen beef wall, especially since whatever damage he could inflict wouldn't reach back there.]
Hey, I told you I wasn't going to be your bodyguard! Now scram!
[But before he could edge her away into a less monster-filled direction, the creature in the bushes pounces out, ready to take a bite. With a frustrated snarl, Yusuke pulls his fist back and decks it in the face, sending it crashing back into the foliage for the time being.]
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[CHILD, HE TOLD YOU TO GO SOMEWHERE SAFE, DAMMIT. Although, all things considered, it probably WAS safest behind the shonen beef wall, especially since whatever damage he could inflict wouldn't reach back there.]
Hey, I told you I wasn't going to be your bodyguard! Now scram!
[But before he could edge her away into a less monster-filled direction, the creature in the bushes pounces out, ready to take a bite. With a frustrated snarl, Yusuke pulls his fist back and decks it in the face, sending it crashing back into the foliage for the time being.]
Ugh, this is such a pain in the friggin' ass!!