[Slower than a dead stop? Because that's exactly what Sans just made.]
[He's accepted a lot of things so far: virtual reality dating sim turned mediocre book adaptation, getting picked up and dragged by humans, the occasional NPC trying so hard to kill him only to wind up stabbing a giant heap of nothing... the list (or exponentially growing 'weird shenanigans over time' chart) goes on and on. But this? This is going to take some explanation.]
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[He's accepted a lot of things so far: virtual reality dating sim turned mediocre book adaptation, getting picked up and dragged by humans, the occasional NPC trying so hard to kill him only to wind up stabbing a giant heap of nothing... the list (or exponentially growing 'weird shenanigans over time' chart) goes on and on. But this? This is going to take some explanation.]
[Partly because it's pretty freaking cool.]
Guess it's taking its sweet time for now.
Or maybe it's taking a nap.
[That actually sounds like a pretty good idea.]
[But focus, Sans, focus!!!]
Cool outfit, by the way.