[The world may never know, indeed. Apparently, this declaration was enough to get Maya to feel as though her brains were safe--- and since he's a skeleton, he probably doesn't want her bones, right? He's got plenty!]

[But sure, creative. Let's go with that, instead of gullible and ridiculous]

Wow, I've never seen someone recognize my intellect so quickly! You're no ordinary skeleguy, Mr. Papyrus. [What exactly counts as an 'ordinary skeleguy', Maya....]

[but she starts to clamber up on his shoulders, a very odd sensation for her and possibly him. Somewhere, Phoenix is having a heart attack.] Alright! Let's get Operation Awesome Rescue Mission into effect!