[ Shinpachi should be glad it's real because the alternative is that Souji learned how to use Cerealia Photoshop and that's something everyone in the world can do without.... Souji smiles a great big shiteating smile. ]

Isn't it amazing? With hair like that, he almost looks like the Hijikata-san we know. That means he'd have made the same stupid mistake if it were him instead, right?

[ Is that how it works? That should be how it works. Souji thinks so anyway, with the way the grin on his face is growing wider and wider. Isn't it great, isn't it??? He's waiting, Shinpachi!!! ]